Texas man, Andrew Medoza, openly admits to a Wharton County Sheriff sergeant that he decided to have sex with his neighbor’s horse because his girlfriend didn’t call him back. In his words,“I told myself that if she didn’t call me I was going to go next door and mess with the neighbor’s horse.” This was no hollow threat, and he wasn’t messing around. His girlfriend didn’t call back so he went over there and romanced that horse. Again in Medoza’s words,” I was trying to make the horse have a baby. I was thinking it would have a horseman baby.” And he proudly continued with, “I ain’t going to lie, I blew a nut in the horse. I then got off the bucket and put my clothes back on and left.” His girlfriend called about a minute after he finished. It’s too bad someone saw him romancing the horse and reported it immediately to the local authorities. He was charged with public lewdness (which must be Horse Sex in Texas) and criminal trespass (Romancing in the barn). He was sentenced to 4 months in jail. Unfortunately, Medoza recently took his own life while in jail.
Thank you Mr. Medoza, I appreciate your brutal honesty, and with that, I declare you the most honest man in the world. And I will never forget how honest you were, RIP.