Cookie Monster arrested for assaulting little boy in Time Square. Cookie withdrawals to blame.

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Osvaldo Quiroz-Lopez, better known as Cookie Monster, was arrested in Time Square after he allegedly shoved a 2-year-old boy during an altercation with the boy’s mother over two dollars. According to police, Cookie Monster posed for a photo with Parmita Katkar’s 2-year-old son, Samay, and then demanded two dollars. When Parmita refused Cookie Monster’s demand, Cookie Monster went berserk and started yelling obscenities at the women, calling her “a bitch” and calling her son “a bastard.” In his monstrous rage, he shoved the 2-year-old boy down to the ground. Police were flagged down in Time Square and the out-of-control Cookie Monster was apprehended, and charged with assault and endangering the welfare of a child.

Reasons for the monstrous outrage is unknown, however, Oscar the Grouch, Cookie Monster’s long time colleague, spoke out about the recent events and told reporters, “Cookie Monster has always been an a$$hole! He is always freaking out over cookies or going in weird fits if he doesn’t get his cookies. God I hate cookies. Thats probably what it was, cookie withdrawals, he is a monster, that’s what monster’s do, f#ck that guy and don’t get me started with that tickle my Elmo guy!”

Full Cookie Monster Story: NY Daily News

 

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  1. bernie June 24, 2013
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