Tennessee man busted after attempting to beat masturbating land speed record

tenn_blakely“I have the need, the need for speed!” Top Gun inspired, adrenaline junky, former Tennessee lawmaker bad boy, William Blakely had the need to masturbate and show boat his wang to multiple women drivers while driving down Interstate-26 at speeds over 90 mph. The former Mount Carmel Vice-Mayor was arrested and charged with indecent and reckless endangerment and criminal attempt to commit aggravated assault.

According to witnesses, Blakely was barreling down the highway at high speeds in his ’78 Datsun 280Z* with his penis flapping out the window honking and swerving in attempt to get the attention of women motorist, and then gesturing to these women to show off their T’s and get sexual on the interstate.  “At over 90 mph, he had his penis out (the window).” one witness reported. Another said, “He was taking his hand, wetting his mouth, and masturbating.” No one was injured in the high-speed stunt, however, people are questioning the validitity of the story, in particular, Blakey’s ability to drive at high speeds, relatively straight, and have his penis all the way out the window while maintaining a boner. That is some talent.

Full Story: Livewire

*Blakey was actually driving a pick-up. Hanging your penis out of a 1978 Datsun 280Z while driving at high speeds sounds cooler.

**Also, it is not known if he officially beat the land speed record.

 

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