New York’s Times Square rival panhandlers battle over turf–Weed Guy vs Beer guy

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Weed Guy

Weed vs. Beer: Which is better? Two guys representing each side duke it out to determine, once in for all, what indulgence is best.

Team Weed: Weed Guy, aka Justin Long, an obvious weed enthusiast and advocate for getting high as f#ck. Occupation: Panhandler–Stands in New York’s Times Square for long periods of time holding a sign that says “Help! I need money for weed!” Special Move: Getting stoned immaculate and Pen Stab.

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Beer Guy

Team Beer: Beer Guy, aka Wayne Semancik, a jolly guy that enjoys beer of all sorts and doesn’t concern himself with the “Taste Great–Less Filling bullsh#t. Occupation: Panhandler–Stands in New York’s Times Square for long periods of time holding a sign that says “I need money for beer”. Special Move: Drunkard Walk and Bear Hug.

Location: Times Square.

Referee, Judges, Witnesses, Fellow Weirdos: Alien and Predator.

The match starts with the two guys talking smack to each other. “F#ck beer, weed is best bro!” Weed guy says. “You stoner f#ck, beer is better!” Beer Guy responds. Weed Guy takes a hit of weed and reefers the f#ck out. He then spits on Beer Guy. Beer Guy responds by saying,” When you spit in my face, darling, I’m going to hit you!” Beer Guy takes a swig of beer and then begins punching Weed Guy. Beer Guy attempts to finish Weed Guy off with his special move, the Bear Hug, however, Weed Guy manages to escape the Beer Guy’s clutches and quickly busts out a special move of his own, the Pen Stab. Weed Guy stabs Beer Guy in the face five times with his pen. The bout comes to an end.  Alien and Predator rule Weed Guy the clear winner, and subsequently, declare weed as #1.

After the battle, Weed Guy was arrested for stabbing Beer Guy. And Alien and Predator were applauded for being excellent referees and witnesses to the event.

For full fight details check out: Daily Mail

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  1. weed man August 4, 2013

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