Child Porn Kingpin arrested in Florida

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Well hello, my name is John Shearen. I’m a 51-year-old man that resides in Leesburg, Florida. You  may have heard about me recently, or seen my picture floating around the net, or on the news. I will admit, it’s not the best picture. I kind of look like a sicko, or some pervy old man. Hopefully a new pic of me will pop up soon. I have plenty of decent shots of me at home. Hopefully the police will uncover some good ones as they rummage through all my stuff. Perhaps that shot of me wearing my new tropical shirt on the beach in Miami back in 1998 (check shoebox in closet guys).

I was recently arrested for downloading and distributing child porn. The cops actually busted me while I was downloading some new hot pics.You talk about bad timing! Apparently, I was part of a big child porn sting and they have been monitoring me for some time. I never considered myself that significant in the world, so that is kind of cool. Wow. A whole special unit of law enforcement watching me, talking about me, taking pics of me–kind of exciting. Sorry. Anyway, I’m not scared to admit that I’m a fan of child pornography. I personally don’t see what is wrong with it. We are all just nature’s creatures on this Earth. This biological space ship. Spinning, floating, traveling through the universe to who knows where. Age of things or people shouldn’t matter.

Don’t take this as me boasting, because it is nothing of the sort, and I’m not the type of person that brags, but I might have one of the largest collections of child pornography in the world. I’m talking the world. WORLD. Impressed? A little, I know. Ok maybe I am bragging. My collection consists of roughly 500,000 to one million images and videos of child porn. I have them stored on multiple computers, external hard-drives, flash drives, DVDs, VHS Tapes (for when I feel nostalgic), and even maybe a few reels of 8mm film, but I have no projector,  so can’t do much with those.

I keep mainly to myself. My neighbors are nice and never seem to hassle me too much. However, after the news of my arrest I’m sure they won’t feel the same, and will probably give me attitude when I go outside to put the trash cans out while wearing children’s underwear. I was appointed a public defender, but since I still receive a pension from my Navy days I might have to pay for my own lawyer. I hate the law sometimes, you know what I mean? This whole arrest thing is kind of a bummer, and I think might ruin my summer plans.

I would like to end by saying that I always wanted to be the best or “No. 1” at something, however, I was never sure of what that was or how I would go about it. For some, this might be shameful and not that big of deal, but being declared, according to Special Agent Duncan, “the No. 1 person that can distribute child pornography throughout the world,” is an accomplishment and is something that I am proud of, and feel truly blessed. It is something that no one can take away for me. Sure they can take my collection away from me, take all my money, ridicule me in the media, prosecute me, throw me in jail until the end of the world, nevertheless, today is my time, and for my brief fifteen minutes of fame, I am the notorious “Chid Porn Kingpin”. And I like that.

To all my fans, J. Shearen

John Shearen Actual Story: Opposing Views

***letter not exactly real, but could be…

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