Dazed & Confused Star gets Dazed & Confused in Scottsdale, oh and drops trout in cop car

"Put some ice on it. After that, there's nothing a few beers won't take care of." -Randall "Pink" Floyd

“Put some ice on it. After that, there’s nothing a few beers won’t take care of.” -Randall “Pink” Floyd


Jason London one of the stars of the movie Dazed and Confused, and other highly acclaimed movies such as Out Cold and Showdown at Area 51, was arrested in Scottsdale, Arizona, and cited for assault and disorderly conduct after allegedly sneezing and punching a person. According to Scottsdale police upon arrival, London appeared extremely intoxicated(wasted), a little beat-up, and was pacing around belligerent swearing and reenacting scenes from his past movies. When asked what happened he responded, “I think they’re just worried that some of us are having too good a time.” And later tweeted: “I would never say or do the crap they are reporting… Some guy thought I was hitting on his girl and had me jumped. …I hate Arizona… wait till you see the real pictures. I have a right orbital fracture and sinus fracture. The truth will win.” Yes you look pretty dazed and confused in your mugshot.

A witness reported that prior to the altercation there was a man inside the Scottsdale club that said, “I only came here to do two things, kick some ass and drink some beer. Looks like we’re almost outta beer. ”

“We did run out of Coors Light,” a bar employee reported.

En route to the Scottsdale police station London allegedly defecated in the back seat of the squad car and was quoted saying, “I may play ball next fall, but I will never sign that. Now me and my loser friends are gonna head out to buy Aerosmith tickets. Top priority of the summer.”  They booked him, took his mugshot, hosed out the back seat, and because he described himself as a “rich and famous actor” was charged with assault and disorderly conduct misdemeanors and released. As London was leaving the station he was heard mumbling to himself, “All I’m saying is that if I ever start referring to these as the best years of my life – remind me to kill myself.”

Police haven’t released the identities of the others involved or information regarding possible charges against them. Sounds like it might have been seniors being seniors and a “beat the hell out of you and then get you drunk, sort of thing”.

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