Jacob Cox-Brown really increased his street cred and future douchiness with a Facebook post bragging about being drunk and hitting a car and then taking off. He posted “Drivin drunk … classsic 😉 but to whoever’s vehicle i hit i am sorry. :P” Apparently, some of his Facebook friends didn’t think it wasn’t that cool and turned him over to Astoria police. Unfortunately, due to no proof that he was drunk during the accident, Mr. Cox-Brown was only charged with failure to perform the duties of a driver. Way to go guy!